Releasing the inner Geekette

Revenge of the Sith- the Abridged Script.

An excerpt for your reading pleasure:

INT. CORUSCANT

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs up to SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING
JACKSON

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Samuel, I rented the original Star
            Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm
            pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith
            Lord.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            Then it's time to get medieval on
            some ass.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            Let me come with you.

              SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
            No, go your room.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON and some OTHER JEDI go to
see IAN. Meanwhile HAYDEN stares out the window of the JEDI
TEMPLE, toward NATALIE PORTMAN'S APARTMENT. Though he says
nothing, we can see that he is conflicted, trying to decide
between his commitment to the Jedi order and his love for
his wife. NATALIE, at the same time, gazes toward the Jedi
Temple, wondering what will happen to her husband.

                     HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
            How pathetic is it that the most
            well-acted scene between us is the
            one in which we are in separate
            buildings and have no lines?

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Comments

[Sean]

Brilliant!