In case you've been keeping notes...

Welsh Darth Vader Dodges Jail.

A Welsh man, Arwel Wynn Hughes, from Holyhead has avoided jail for attacking two would-be Jedis with a crutch while disguised as Darth Vader.

Hughes, whose attack was captured on video, was sentenced to two months in prison suspended for 12 months.

Two keen Welsh Jedis were filming themselves having a pretend light sabre fight in their garden. Hughes leapt over a low garden wall with a binbag round his shoulders while wielding a crutch and shouting "Darth Vader".

You really must watch the video clip provided at the end of the article. Life doesn't get much funnier than this.

Cogito.

I think that "What if you spoke like you commented?" is very funny. Annoying. Funny. Annoying...

I think Obama is going to win over Hillary. Sigh.

I think the assholes that let girls incinerate because of missing veils and robes need to be given the same sentence they meted out in their insane religious 'interpretation of Islam'.

I think Astonishing X-Men written by Joss Whedon is bad-ass, and am only sorry that I just learned of it while browsing in the comic shop today. How that one slipped past the last four years is mystifying.

On a related note, I think one day I'm just going to go full kung-fu on the next greasy haired comic store clerk who asks me if I'm looking for a gift for someone or shopping for my boyfriend or son. Or on the next one who automatically steers me to the Manga section.

I think this comparison of Star Wars (episodes 4-6, or rather, the ones that didn't completely suck) to political figures is toothy and clever.

I think this AI app that uses art to trace chess move possibilities is very cool. I also think it makes me head hurt a little.

Ergo sum.

Update: actually included the AI chess link now.

Come on, Everybody...

It's been a day from Hell, but a couple of things served as grand buoys.

One- Hillary won last night's primary. Take that, naysayers! Twenty % more women showed up at the polls than did in Iowa. I don't think it's coincidence that bumped Clinton ahead. The crass 'Iron my shirt' episode doubtless helped, too, as that speaks volumes of where we still need to go as a country. Only a short hop to yelling at Obama the racist remarks maybe people are already expecting to occur (we'll see once he hits Alabama).

What is Two? The best headline I've seen in awhile:

Masterbators come together in Copenhagen.

Cue Beavis and Butthead, please.

Happy 2008!

Someone asked me last night if I had any resolutions. Well, yes, but not any wrought by the arrival of a calendar day. However, in the interest of the spirit of the thing I came up with one bone fide NYR- to post more. To give a reason for readers to maybe stop back once in awhile. And yea, bring more 'controversial political commentary' back- since you asked for it and all.

To get the year started, I must offer up the best sum-up of what it means to be a Star Wars fan- EVER.

For those who occasionally 'google' themselves to see their web-prints, now you can see your social network trails along with those of friends. I now know my friends' Amazon wishlists going back to 2000; that's a bit creepy and stalkified if you ask me.

Have you wondered about waterboarding, what it is, what is controversial regarding it? A conservative poster on the Straight Dope takes on waterboarding trials to determine if it should be considered torture. You may be surprised.

On a somber note- no good can came from Ms Benazir Bhutto's assasination, but the fact that no one can agree on what exactly killed her is almost more disturbing than her death itself.

Can..not..resist...

I normally loathe the whole 'let's photoshop a meme' culture, but...this one had me succumbing to much shamed, shamed laughter:

Fight_in_the_dark_2

[source]

An Ode to Grecian...LOLcat

As the LOLkitty phenom plays itself out, some gosh darn amusing offshoots are singing their swansongs. I've collected a few of these sites for your lighter moments.

LOLTheist [source:from a few weeks ago, mefi]

LOLTHULHU. [source: Bob]

LOLcat Wasteland [mefi again, but today] TS Eliot mashed up with LOLcat language- this one's tasty.

LOL Presidents.

Abrahamlincolnbw13copy

Not as consistently good- LOLBots.

The worst- LOL Diabetes (seriously?)

Back to the Funny- LOLCODE [source: think Bob again. thanks, Bob]

Enjoyz. KThxBai.

Yep, just like that.

2416

Stiches, I tell ya.

[source]

On a serious note- terrible things in Myanmar...can kvetch all we want about the current political situation here, but worlds away from this sort of oppression.

I don't hold much stock in these things, but for whatever the token's worth: Free Burma.

Guess a few days early, but Thursday, here's the idea (from the site):

Take part in this action for a Free Burma!

1. Publish a posting (Bulletin Board, Forum, Blog, Social Network, Static Website…) on the 4th of October with the header: “Free Burma!”

2. Tag it if you can with “Free Burma”

3. Choose a grafic from our Grafics page and

4. Link to www.free-burma.org there your readers will find some informations about the campaign and Burma and a participant list which you can join. Even if you're a webmaster of a bulletin board or social network you will find a special Group List to join.

5. Feel free to write any additional text you want

If you have no website or blog we need you even more: Please help us to spread the word while commenting on other blogs with our message/link, posting on forums, guestbooks and message boards, tell your neighbours, friends or kids and first of all: Sign our list of participants!

Hey- no one ever said spelling 'graphics' incorrectly limits one from being an agent of social change!

And now for something completely different...

Just because I need a pick me up and maybe you do, too- Monty Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks".

From the brilliant Monty Python video wall.

Oh My Goodness

Every so often, I check out my Sitemeter stats. It's indulgent and ego-driven, surely, but I like to see what drives people to my site (or to completely ignore it, as it were).

After some nice iPhone stat bumps, things have really crawled...all except for- forgive the crudeness- a bunch of recurring (mostly Brazilian) 'wired ass' search links leading to my site.

A little worried ("I've never been that drunk, have I?!?), I clicked on one of these links to see what was up. Hidden in the midst of pornutopia video links, is one 'Dean_Sawyer_ram' video upload, which links to my site.

And just happens to be the unedited version of how Howard Dean actually performed the supposed Mighty Yawp Heard 'Round the World. Sorry for not linking the actual video- the pornie version uses real player which I'm not willing to install and a cursory Google search shows all the news links dead now.

Leading people to the light through boobies. Love it.

New Hobby

LOLcat buildr...OMG! OMG!

Ghostkittyhawntinurblogz

Donthatesmecuzishawt

lolz

No, I Won't link the site

Great play-by-play of the new anti-Wikipedia nutball goodness. [from Fark]

Random find today...'parkour', or 'parcour'..a sport of 'free-running'. Just...watch.

The comments are entertaining- they calmly and factually state that these guys are Russian, from 1 of 2 possible towns mentioned (the BLEAKEST looking city ever), or Polish, and either way they suck compared to Dutch and French free-runners. Heh.

Damn cool, IMHO.

My Favorite Meme

Saint_walken

Alive and Kicking- the Cowbell Project.

Glaringly lacking in mp3 links, but chortle-worthy all the same.

The cost of truth in advertising

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[Thanks, Ian, for picture!]

In all honesty, the Bible is no more or less violent (or objectionable) than the writings of other World religions. Or mythologies (I tend to view as one and the same). We just always seem to give this particular book a pass.

Scratch that- the book is just fine. It's the ensuing actions of many Believers (I Say-Uh, You-uh have-uh been HEALED-dah) that is stomach-turning. Many messages are pure and good in this collection of writings; however, so much is concentrated on the negative. "Passion of the Christ" is a fantastic example of glancing off a man's (he, or He if you prefer, at least has record of existing- Blame the Council of Nicea for his God-hood) loving, peaceful message in favour of focusing on the most traumatic, violent, hurting, self-doubting moment of his life. Spreading the Word through FEAR and agony.

This is why I understand Judaeism (base concepts, have studied bits but there's a whole lot of tradition I don't know) better than its newer, perhaps unwanted, sidekick. And have you ever had one of your Jewish friends passionately try and convert you? Exactly. A certain sense of security exists. Christians sometimes seem unnaturally insecure with those who Must preach, who Must have everyone pray their way in public institutions/courthouses/ballparks, who Must Not concede to "Happy Holidays" less the Biblical story of a 'fat man who lives with little people who make toys he uses to entice children to believe in him' forever be lost (how about You say "Merry Christmas", whomever responds back says whichever they mean most??), who Must Not share publicly displayed monogamous unities with "those Homo-Sexuals"...and Heavens Forbid they Must protect the children from Harry Potter books or they'll all turn into witches! I wish any of that was made up, truly, but pick a Bill O'Reilly show on any given day in a December and you may just see all 4. Points for consistancy, I suppose.

I veer towards Buddhism in my philosophical approach, but I always wanted (want) the Greek and Roman dieties to be real. If translated by men, why wouldn't these stories (er, historical renderings) be fraught with human foibles- murderous jealousy, sexual weaknesses, youthful uprisings (not necessarily in that order)? These were gods easily understood. The rules were clear (if unfair). The tales of the Pantheon still crop up in following generations ('forsooth', I dare say Shakespeare would have been bleak without its influence). I am not sure why I am more inspired by the petty desires of these guys than the angry/jealous/wrathful OT/NT version of the archetype, but if forced I think I'd point to one key element of the Greek and Roman writings that the Biblical teachings sorely lack (for all the stereo-typing of a certain sect of followers):

Humour.

Oh, Stumble, you Beautiful Beast

Latest find:

Shutup

Back in '04

I just found this gem roaming the 'internets' tonight:

Jesusbushweb

Classic. [from a Christian Reverand's website...Probably a good one, I didn't see a Falwellism once on his site]

Here's Your Sign

Between the Pope and the jihadists this week, it just all boils down to the following:

Churchsign1

Make your own.

Today's Stumble find

Insp_expendability_preview

Star Trek Inspirational Posters.

And now, the Science...

From Tom Tomorrow, an eye-opening link by a former UK Ambassador on the status of the alleged plotters herded up as response to last week's released threat.

The idealist on my left shoulder would like to believe this wasn't an attempt to make October come early this year. The cynic on my right just scoffs. In the end, not a damn thing anyone can do but check your bags and toss your water bottles.

From Bob, a shared lament:

483bgblack

Shirt can be found at jinx.com.

Other instant faves-

2bgblack

and

284bgnavy

As a chick who collects comics and plays Magic the Gathering (and who had quite a gamer's thumb not so many year's past), I understand this line all too well.

I, for one, look forward to our Ninja overlords.

Heh.

Liberal Christ

This...is...brilliant.

Tim Russert, AC bitch-face, Satan, et al.

And now, for no reason at all (except it makes me giggle)- finger art. [from Geisha Asobi]

On the Jesus tip...

The Easter Bunny Hates You
[Thanks, Bob!]

Next is a site a friend/ex-something-or-other started up (t-shirts available for sale)...he just sent me a slogan from it reminding me of the crushing funniness of it all. The site? FuckyeahJesus.com.

Brief offerings, but a small warning to move along now if you offend easily regarding your Personal Lord and Savior. Seriously...

However for the rest of us Heathens- yuks galore!

The termites are in charge...

Pat Robertson yesterday declared a Jihad on the Venezuelan President, but it's all right, he apologized:

Conservative U.S. evangelist Pat Robertson, who called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, said on Wednesday he was misinterpreted and there were a number of ways to "take him out" including kidnapping.

"I said our special forces could take him out. Take him out could be a number of things including kidnapping," Robertson said on his "The 700 Club" television program.

"There are a number of ways of taking out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted," Robertson added.

See, the way to apologize is to replace the initial threat with another, slightly less dire, one. Like, "I am not going to divorce you, I'm just going to start fucking around on you. There- don't you feel better?".

Robertson always has had a way with words. Ignorance is not only bliss, it's homophobic, misogynistic, devolving, hate-mongering Heaven.

Since I haven't posted in a week- from the mailbag:

Why George & Dragon is the place to be in Phoenix on Thursday nights.

Please welcome kindly LeftyBlogs to the web space. I'm flattered- of 600 sites indexed, my humble effort is included (under Arizona).

My new 'few minutes a week' hobby. Note the flag, selah.

Tubular

New "Get Your War On" examines the 'culture of life'. Now if  only someone could look at the culture of hypocrisy grooved into the media like a ravenous grub.

The Onion does HST- long live Gonzo.

Once again slipping a notch on the Intelligent Design scale, Florida does it again with a bill aimed at letting students sue if their beliefs aren't taught as equal to the course content. There's a point to the term being 'Science and Reason', and not 'Faith and Reason'. A belief in the power of invisible cloud beings is perhaps instinctual, but certainly not rational. Sure, "God" could have waived his magic wand and poof! Earth there was...just as there could have been Dragons, Unicorns, Griffins, and Fairies. I'm a big fan of legends, think it would be cool if all were true...just don't go suing people to take that as truth until you find a dinosaur skeleton with wings and a tail or one of a horse with a spiral horn.

When words fail...

Flabbergasted

Perfection.
[link from Xoverboard]

Well, then...

Okay, so I probably shouldn't post this, since we Dems are now supposed to be so contrite and cooperative and apologetic and gutless and wimpy and...

O Fuck it, this is too funny not to.

From the mailbag

Tom send this election predictor link. As a Dallas Cowboys fan, I have no issue whatsoever rooting for GB this Sunday!

tinmf (sorry, that's all I have for a moniker) sends this amusing How-to on election signage creation.

Cass sends this Guardian article outlining Bush's Civil Rights record (or lack thereof).

And lastly, saw this on msnbc today- yet one more reason my next laptop may just be an Apple (although this should be pc-compatible).

Music, plus up to 25k of digital photos? Yippee!

And as my side job...

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are (from last night's Letterman):

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

Search away...

The Database of George Bush Accomplishments

For non-political amusement, Star Wars vs. Star Trek in 5 Minutes

I was not disappointed with the results of either.

Livin' it...

What to expect when talking to a Consevative.

Natch.

Sensational...

Latest Progress Report- find out just how you've been misled lately!

Like the mythical 15 point convention 'bounce', but even better.
These guys should be marketing Cola instead of lies, they'd make a Killing (whoops, was that a pun?!).

Why I loves me the Internet-
CIA Asks Bush to Discontinue Blog
[from Mefi}


In the interest of national security, President Bush has been asked to stop posting entries on his three-month-old personal web log, acting CIA director John E. McLaughlin said Monday.

According to McLaughlin, several recent entries on PrezGeorgeW. typepad.com have compromised military operations, while other posts may have seriously undercut the PR efforts of White House press secretary Scott McClellan.

A July 24 posting read, "Just got back from a lunch with Colin and Adil Moussa (one of Prince Saud al-Faisal's guys). Colin wants the Saudis to send some troops to Najaf—so some of the soldiers are Arab, I guess. This Moussa guy sure wears a lot of jewelry. A golden chain, a golden ring with his initials or something, and some other sparkling stuff—kinda effeminate. Anyway, best of luck in Iraq, Iyad."

McLaughlin, normally hesitant to express public disapproval of the president, said the blog was "ill-advised."

Hehehe.

Latest Top 10

Letterman's "Top 10 Ways Bill Clinton Can Sell More Books":


10. Two millionth copy sold will contain a free commemorative subpoena

9. Smaller words and pictures so current presidents can read it

8. Try to work in some crap about Da Vinci and his codes

7. Just admit that a good 85% of it is lies

6. Cut the chapter analyzing the white castle menu

5. Focus more on Clinton's alter-ego, the meek young student who's bitten by a radioactive spider

4. Ask Al Gore to talk it up at the Barnes and Noble where he works

3. Maybe release another version that's 700 pages shorter

2. Hilarious Mad magazine-like fold-in that turns Hillary into Paula Jones

1. Add visual aids to the Monica section


Lots going about the netwaves on the Democratic Convention tonight. If you're looking for some good insights/soundbyte action, allow me to direct you here.

Listening

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